Hilary Duff Tattoos

Posted on May 18, 2012 by Koi-Fish-Ink-Artist

Hilary Duff rose to fame when she was a kid as the star of Lizzie McGuire, but like all child stars, she has tried her best to break the mold of child-actor by doing grown-up things. One of those “grown up things” is getting some tattoos…but grown-up ones…not like Hello Kittys and whatnot. The She Wants Me star has “Let it Be” inked on her ankle, an anchor on her left ankle, and “shine” on her finger, and “ma petite amie ” in script on her right side/rib area. Her tattoos aren’t particularly impressive, but they’re also not particularly bad; they’re just kind of there. Now that she’s a mom, we expect Hilary to get at least one more spot of ink in honor of her child, but nothing major as she’s just not a big-tattoo type of girl. She also might get something done in honor of her husband, NHL star Mike Comrie, but again, it won’t be anything too big or attention grabbing.

Bad Fan Tattoo Of The Day :The ESPN Guy

Posted on May 16, 2012 by Stars-n-Skulls

What. Is. He. Thinking? Yes folks, that’s a real tattoo of the ESPN logo on someone’s face. Hoping it would get him enough attention that he’d make it on to ESPN’s Sportscenter, this severely mislead young man decided that he would get the network tattooed on the side of his face above his eyebrow. This is easily one of the worst ideas in the history of bad ideas. It’s a corporate logo for a corporation that he doesn’t work for that covers sports and he’s not an athlete. We could understand if an up and coming NFL player got ESPN inked on him as a reminder to his opponents that he will make highlights out them, but this is just a normal guy who now will conjure images of Chris Berman wherever he goes. We’d love to support this kind of stupidity, but we can’t think a reason why we would. You’ve failed my friend, no top ten plays, no WebGem, no Espy, just a stupid tattoo.

Nadya “Octomom” Suleman’s Tattoo

Posted on May 14, 2012 by Koi-Fish-Ink-Artist

In case you didn’t already know, “Octomom” Nadya Suleman is basically the worst. She has had fourteen children in total (eight at once), all via in-vitro fertilization, and all while she was unemployed and living off the government. She sucks, and so does her tattoo. She has some kind of weird angel thingy that looks like it was drawn by a blind seven year old inked on her back. Seriously, it looks like something you’d find on the back of little kid’s notebook. We’re a pretty objective group here at Celebrity Tattoo Design, so if her ink didn’t stink we’d have to admit it, but wow is it horrible. It is however fitting that one of the worst things to come out of the wierd state of celebrity we currently live in also has one of the worst tattoos we’ve ever seen.

Amanda Seyfried’s Foot Tattoo Is Inapropriate, Also Awesome

Posted on May 11, 2012 by Stars-n-Skulls

It’s official, Les Miserables’ Amanda Seyfried is our favorite person in the entire world; that’s counting our mothers and former NBA great John Stockton, and we really love John Stockton. The Lovelace star got a very…ummmm…”in character” tattoo on her foot that says “Minge”, which is a slang term for lady parts. The ink was inspired by her Mamma Mia! co-star Colin Firth, who apparently used to say it all the time on set…while the filmed a musical based on ABBA songs; how’s that for out of place? It’s a bit crass, but we’re really impressed with the guts that it took for a popular young actress to get a vagina-themed tattoo. She also doesn’t hide it, which makes it even more impressive. On a side note, when we first heard that she has a vagina-themed tattoo, we made some pretty gross assumptions; needless to say, we’re happy that we were wrong, if just for the sake of our ability to post pictures.

Vanessa Hudgens’ Neck Tattoo

Posted on May 9, 2012 by Stars-n-Skulls

Vanessa Hudgens has a neck tattoo!? We don’t really know enough about the teen-celebrity scene to have a real idea of how surprising this revelation should be. However, the fact that someone who gained their fame from staring in the High School Musical series has a big tattoo of a purple and green butterfly on their neck is a bit on the strange side. The Spring Breakers star got the ink because her name derives from the Latin word for butterfly, and probably got it in such a major area in order to break away from her teen-queen image. The actress and singer also has an “Ohm” inked on her hands, which she got during a trip to the tattoo parlor with her buddy Ashley Tisdale. We respect her for getting inked at the risk of losing her career (or at least significantly altering its trajectory), but we really don’t like her tattoos; they kind of reek of trying too hard.

Anna Paquin Tattoos

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Koi-Fish-Ink-Artist

Anna Paquin has been famous for so long that it’s really easy to think that she’s got to be approaching her forties. However, when you win an Academy Award (for The Piano) at age eleven, you end up barely thirty and having had a long career already. Most people who attained fame so young would’ve had a horrible wild streak, but it seems that the True Blood star chose to be wild in her own ways; one of those expressions of her wild ways comes in the form of the tattoo on her ankle. The X-Men star has a script “A” on her lower leg that very simply represents the first letter of her name. There doesn’t seem to be a particularly complex story behind it or anything, she just wanted a tattoo and wanted to represent herself, so she ended up with an initial. Now that she’s entering motherhood, look for her to either get some ink for her kids, or maybe just never get anything again, but don’t look for her to get anything meaningless in the future.

Chicago Bears Fan Tattoos Himself To Show Love

Posted on May 5, 2012 by Stars-n-Skulls

Let’s be honest folks, there’s nothing that’s not creepy about this guy. Everyone say “Hi!” to diehard Chicago Bears fan Glenn Timmerman, the man who has way too many tattoos of his favorite team. Amongst Glenn’s Bear-loving ink is the logo on the back of his head, the giant grizzly bear on his shoulder, a Super Bowl Twenty logo on his neck, another grizzly on his opposite shoulder, various art-pieces of Soldier Field, various player-picture pieces and a bunch of player autographs. By our current definition, “a bunch” stands for 126 different autographs that began with Otis Wilson and hopefully end someday with Jim McMahon, Gale Sayers, and Jay Cutler. Mind you, he doesn’t just go find the autograph at a convention, or buy it online; he goes and has the player sign his body and then he goes directly to the tattoo shop and has it made permanent. Wow, that’s dedication…weird dedication that would make us concerned for him if we knew him, but dedication either way.

Brandon Jennings Really Likes Chicken And Waffles; His New Tattoo Proves It

Posted on May 2, 2012 by Stars-n-Skulls

We can’t help but love this tattoo for the sheer brashness and absurdity of it; there’s almost nothing to even say about it…but we shall try. What you’re looking at below is Milwaukee Bucks guard Brandon Jennings new Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles dedicated tattoo, marvel at it folks. Growing up in Compton, California, Jennings probably had many a meal at the legendary hub of delicious fried chicken and doughy goodness. So now that he’s a big NBA star who scores fifty points in one game and rocks awesome flat-top haircuts just for the hell of it, he’s decided to honor his love of flour and fowl by inking the restaurant’s logo on his arm. Go ahead and say it nay-sayers; “He’s going to regret it someday blah blah blah”. What’s he going to regret? Loving delicious food? Exactly, that’s what we thought…dummy. Jennings has a bunch of tattoos, but in light of the epic coolness of this particular one, the others will go unspoken of.

Danica Patrick’s Tattoo Is Small And Generic

Posted on April 30, 2012 by Koi-Fish-Ink-Artist

Danica Patrick tends to be a very debated figure in the world of motorsports. She gets credit for being the first woman to ever win an open-wheel race in the elite IndyCar Series, but she also gets over-exposed as a star because of this same fact; often getting press over many of her far more successful male counterparts. There is no doubt that Danica is talented, but she’s not nearly as talented as her fame would suggest; she is however, tattooed, and that’s all we really care about. Danica only has one tattoo that we’re aware of, and it’s in the “tramp stamp” area. The current NASCAR racer has a half American/half checkered flag design with wings on it and stars surrounding it on her mid/lower back. It’s not a terrible tattoo, but it’s also not a very good one; it looks more like something a teenage fan would get that something Danica herself should’ve spent money on.

Fan Tattoos: Field Of Dreams Guy

Posted on April 27, 2012 by Stars-n-Skulls

Eleven years is a long time to wait to finish a tattoo, but we guess this guy really likes dead baseball players. The ”guy” in question is Mike McWain of Pasco, Washinton (US); he spent eleven years, 180 hours in the chair, and $10 thousand to get a mural on his back and arms that he refers to as his own “Field of Dreams”. The ink features the likenesses of “Shoeless” Joe Jackson, Honus Wagner, Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio, Ted Williams, Lou Gehrig, Walter Johnson and Ty Cobb; set over images that connect the game with the hands of a higher power; the tattoo also features historic Yankee Stadium, Ty Cobb sliding cleats up, and his children (he wants them to be surrounded by the game). Looking at it, it really is a lot like the movie Field Of Dreams, except with less Kevin Costner and more semi-creepy depictions of baseball heaven. According to McWain, the piece took so long to finish because of the switch in priorities that came with the birth of his kids who, now around eleven years old, are apparently no longer that important.