The Minnesota Vikings’ Adrian Peterson might not be human; in fact, the only proof we have that he’s not some sort of superhero is his occasional injuries, and the fact the a tattoo needle was able to peirce his skin. Look at the guy, he looks like someone gave an action figure some sort of magic potion and it came to life, or like someone made themselves in a videogame and then spilled a red bull on it during a lightning storm. Anyhow, now that the brown nosing is out of the way, let’s talk tattoos; the NFL All-Pro Running Back has two big ones. On his right arm, he has “THE DIESEL” in huge letters; he says that he got it when he was just a teenager, and that it creates an image in his head of a big 18 wheeler just running people over…sounds about right. The big piece of ink on his stomach is a little more spiritual and introspective; it’s Jesus holding the “drama faces”, and it’s to remind him that he’s seen great times, and that he’s seen horrible time. As Peterson continues his successful career in the National Football League, look for him to get even more ink, we’ll keep you posted.