Celebrities love to get ink, that’s a fact, but sometimes they get it in slightly abnormal places, like Zac Efron here. The “Neighbors” star went out and got “YOLO” (You Only Live Once) tattooed on the side of his of his hand, which is a weird place for multiple reasons, not the least of which is how easy it is to wear off ink from that spot. He’s got nothing on Miley Cyrus though…The girl behind “Wrecking Ball” and the master of all that is bad twerking, the former Hannah Montana got “Rolling” and “$tone” inked on her feet. Why is this weird? Because she decided to get them put on the bottom of her hooves instead of the top…so the tattoos had zero chance of ever settling in for the long haul. Want to talk about “settling in for the long haul”? Mike Tyson knows all about that type of commitment, because he got the most committed of all tats…There it is folks, one of the most whacky of all the whacky tattoos in celebrity history. The former boxing world champion and star of “The Hangover” inked a nice looking tribal on his friggin’ eye socket a few years back because we guess he just wanted to show how committed her was to never having a desk job. Strangely enough, he actually wears the placement well. We’ll shut up about his ink choice now though, because we still fear him, and because Lily Allen says so…Lily Allen wants to us to “shhh…”, that’s why she inked it on her index finger. The ellipse at the end of it implies that she’s shushing for a really long time after the initial impact. She must really mean it, unlike K-Stew…“Twilight Saga” star Kristen Stewart got an infinity symbol inked on her wrist to represent her infinite feelings of…uhhhhh…something, but she got it so small that we doubt she really means it. Kesha means it though, just take a look.Okay so Kesha annoys us overall, but we got to respect her commitment and her message, way to show em’ who’s boss dollar sign lady! Speaking of being a boss…That’s a pretty out there tat for the “Amazing Spiderman 2” star, but he’s Jamie Foxx, he can do whatever he wants. The “Horrible Bosses 2” star has won an Academy Award and played Django, he can get as many crazy head tattoos as he wants. He’s a true king of Hollywood, so we respect his crown tattoo.Speaking of kings, Cara Delivingne has the King of the Jungle tattooed on her pointer finger, and it’s a really nice piece. Seriously, whoever did that bad boy was on point, because it looks like the lion is going to jump right off of her finger. She’s a weird girl, but she knows how to pick an artist, and she also must know how to pick her nose…in style. We’re finishing this list with Bryan Cranston, because he’s awesome. He had the logo for his all time great show “Breaking Bad” inked inside of his finger, and even though it’s a standard “I don’t want a real tattoo” tattoo, he did it to match his buddies from the show, and he placed it in a weird spot, so we’re cool with it. Is it the weirdest celebrity ink? No. Are any of these? No. But their placement is just a little bit strange to us, and we love making lists, so we hope you enjoyed it. See you next time you tattoo fiends!
Folks, we here at Celebrity Tattoo Design see a lot of ridiculous ink, so it takes a lot to surprise us, and even more to make our jaws drop, but we will be damned if we didn’t stare in awe when we got a look at Gucci Mane. The man who gave us Back to the Trap House, The State Vs. Radric Davis, and The Appeal: Georgia’s Most Wanted has two of the most random tattoos we’ve seen in a while, the “EA Sports” video game logo, and an ice cream cone with lightning coming out of it. However, what takes them from random to completely insane is where they’re placed. The EA logo is on his throat, and the ice cream cone is on his face. We tried and we tried, but other than it being proof that he wasn’t lying when he pleaded insanity in a recent court case, there’s no good reason why he would’ve gotten this tattoo. Yes, we know it says “brrr” and that’s his catchphrase, but still; there’s better tattoos and better body parts he could have went with.
It used to be that when you thought about Mike Tyson, you thought, “Dominant Boxer”. However, these days Mike Tyson is more known for the great boxer he was, the even better boxer he could have been, the criminal he became, and the good man he has become; oh yeah, and for his face tattoo. Everyone knows about Iron Mike’s famous tribal on the left side of his mug, but many forget that he also has a bunch of other somewhat strange ink all over his body. The man that a whole generation only knows as “the guy in The Hangover” not only has his famous face tat, but also has a picture of Mao Zedong, a picture of Ché Gueverra, and a picture of Arthur Ashe. I understand each one individually, but I can’t exactly see the three of them having lunch together, so I don’t understand appreciating each one enough to tattoo them on yourself without feeling conflicted. However, I also can’t understand biting someone during a regulated bout, so maybe Mike and I aren’t on the same page.
Rick Ross’ career as a hip-hop artist let’s him get away with some things that the rest of us can’t. He can get arrested, and it’s just more street cred. He can do drugs, and it just makes him seem more “hood”. He could probably slap a nun and people would just assume it was something involving “tricks” and “skee-bops” (I think I made that second one up). He can also get a ridiculous tattoo of the symbol for popular 80s sunglass designer “Cazal”on his face and people just think it’s cool. I’m not sure how I feel about this one. I mean, who doesn’t like Rick Ross? The guy is super talented. However, I can’t rationalize getting a brand logo permanently placed on any part of my body, but I have some pretty stupid tattoos myself, so I guess it’s all in the eye of the beholder or something like that. So I guess guys like Rick Ross will have face tattoos, and guys like me won’t. Something else guys like Ross have that I don’t: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.