Category Archives: Inked Celebs

Justin Bieber Photoshop Madness and Steve O Tattoos

Yep you got it, its the original design that inspired Mike Tyson to get his tribal facial tattoo. It was Bieber first. Believe it! or perhaps not. Actually this is how it happened – Bieber wakes up in the bathtub of a shady hotel in Thailand after a long night partying the day before his buddies wedding… Oh wait is that from the Hangover movie? Well, you know now where they got the idea don’t you?

Ok, no messing around here – this is a photoshop joke but it is a pretty good one. Taking Steve O’s dumb tattoo of himself and putting on Bieber’s chest. The thing is people were making such a fuss about his actual tattoo (see below) which is really nothing more than a little squiggle, its as if to say “Here is something you could really make a fuss about” if it were true, we wish it were, it would be a more interesting world, but its not true.

 

And you know you know you know how many fans already have some kind of inked head of this guy already, too many, and its not funny or interesting or anything good.

Matt Schulze’s Japanese Dragon and Thunderbird Tattoos


Matthew Steven Schulze was born on July 3, 1972 in St. Louis Missouri. He moved to Atlanta at 16 and studied guitar. He later moved to Los Angeles to become a studio musician.  He soon began acting and modeling which led to his first big break modeling for Levi’s. He made his big debut starring along with Wesley Snipes in the movie Blade. Matt must have a fondness for the Asian culture because he has large inspired Asian dragon design tattooed on his right shoulder onto his chest. On his left shoulder he has the image of an American Native thunderbird. He could be torn between two loves. Matt told the UMSFC, “On my right arm is a Japanese dragon …It represents a mish mash of twisted memories from my youth and early manhood. I have slain the dragon. The rest of my ink are Native American…they represent part of my heritage.” Its not quite balanced with one shoulder all thickly inked with the ocean and the dragon and the other arm only with the thunderbird outline tat but it looks alright that way.

Ryan Sheckler – Loud and Clear Tattoos

Sheckler began to skate before he could read and began to gets tats shortly thereafter. That wasn’t that long ago because hes only about 22 now. He was shredding on a skateboard in diapers and then he got a TV show.

The thing is when he is skating its hot and he doesn’t want to wear his jersey that has his name on it so he decided to just go ahead and ink his name on his bare back so he wouldn’t have to worry about jerseys or numbers in skate competitions. Everybody can just see who the hell it is – “Oh, its Sheckler”. Its that easy now. We’re glad thats settled.

He has also tatted some other fine proclamations – “Skate Life” one arm “Till Death” on the other arm. Inspired by Tupac’s “Thug Life” tat maybe? Then he has “Fear” one arm, “God” the other arm. That’s right, can’t mess with the maker. Then “Strength & Honor” on the chest. No obscure hidden meanings here folks, everything is front and center, loud and clear.

Sheckler is definitely not finished with the tattoo parlor. Enough words already though. Next up we imagine some elaborate baroque tribal circles on his shoulder and upper arm, hopefully with some orange and blue hues.

Oh and now he’s got a new one – a skateboard! big suprise on the top of his left arm.

Norman Reedus – Name Tag, Angels and Demons

That says something, I don’t know what, that Norman has his own named inked on himself front and center. Nice little devil he has there, it looks like it was taken from Napoleon Dynamite’s sketch book.

 

 

We’re not sure what this next one is (star?) but apparently it appears on his body somewhere.

Norman has a little tat on his neck for the second Boondock film. That’s a good idea. If your an actor wearing different clothes and taking on a role a few tattoos can really make you feel like a different person or character.

Angels and/or demons on back. Some say they are the same thing. Maybe demons were once angles or they can switch back and forth depending on the situation. And so maybe that is what the artist is telling us, and what Norman wanted – here are some angles that don’t appear too angelic, at any moment they can become demons…

Christina Aguilera – Xtina On the Neck and Hebrew Tattoos

Christina Maria Aguilera, born December 18, 1980, is an American recording artist and actress.  Made famous at a young age by singles like Genie in a Bottle, What A Girl Wants, and much more, she’s been singing since 1999.  She has several tattoos in various places of her body as well as piercings and body art.  On the back of her neck is the name “Xtina”. Isn’t that short for Christina? We’re not big fans of people tatting their own names but maybe that is her granma’s name or somebody else’s. On her left wrist is a small, but beautiful flower and on the inside of her left forearm bears her husband’s name in Hebrew letters Yud and Bet. On the lower part of Christina’s back are the words “I am to my beloved what my beloved is to me”.  She even honors the mouseketeer days with a bikini line tattoo of Mikey Mouse.