Category Archives: Snooki

Snooki’s Newest Tattoo

First one tattoo, then weight loss, soon a boob job, and now another tattoo? It would seem that Snooki is basically trying to become J-Woww (bet you the guys that invented the English language never thought that would be a sentence). The oompa-loompa-ish star of Jersey Shore hit up the tattoo parlor again recently and got some more work done. She got some stars with leopard print to match the stars that she has on her left shoulder (we’re not sure when she got the design on her left shoulder, but it must be sometime after the larger tattoo she had put there recently), and they look…boring. As with most tattoos that party girls and guys with spikey hair get, they’re very generic and seem to signify less of deeper meaning, and more of a “Hey look! I have tattoos!”. We’re pretty sure that she puts zero thought into what she gets put on her body; she just closes her eyes and points at a random page in the book.

Snooki’s New Ink

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, one of reality-television’s worst creations; she may be annoying, but there’s no doubt that she’s a celebrity, and as much as we all can’t stand her, we also can’t take our eyes off of her. It will be even harder to do so from now on, as the Jersey Shore star went out and got a big piece of ink on her right shoulder. She already has a tattoo…you guessed it…on her lower back; and it says the always cliched, “La Famiglia” (‘Family’ in Italian). Her new piece, which she claims is her favorite (of two…ugh), is a crown with jewels, a cross, and a large pink bow. Hopefully the bow is some kind of breast cancer awareness thing, so that at least the tattoo has some redeeming quality to it, because otherwise its kind of stupid looking. It’s also taking up the majority of her right shoulder, a spot that doesn’t always look the classiest on girls who otherwise aren’t heavily inked. Overall, I’m obviously not impressed with it, but I’m glad that it’s not an Ed Hardy dragon or an Affliction skull.