(Insert “Hey Dawg…” joke here) Hahaha…that was hilarious and original (*sigh*)…anyway, Xzibit has a good amount of tattoos, but not as many as most other hip-hop artists. The rapper (with albums like At the Speed of Life and Man Vs. Machine) , turned actor (with majors roles in XxX: State of the Union, and Gridiron Gang) turned semi-annoying MTV host (Pimp My Ride. ‘Nuff said.) has some solid work done on his upper body. He has a huge “X” and an equally huge “Z” on his left and right forearms, respectively (why is there no “Y”? as in XYZ? Maybe because he’s only got two arms but it he could’ve put it on his belly, but why ask why anyway.). He also has the word “Restless” inked at the base of his neck; as well as the words “Lost Angel” scrawled across his back in huge letters. On top of that, he has the number “38” in block letters on his left shoulder, representing his youngest son’s birthday; a weird “ax-weilding arm rising from water” on his right arm; and some sort of symbol on his left inner forearm. Overall, his tattoos come together well, although he probably needs a hibachi grill in the trunk because he knows I like video games…or something like that.