Heres another guy you would figure might have some tattoos but he really doesn’t. But acting in diverse roles he is called upon from time to time to appear with some ink. In the 2005 thriller Constantine, the tattoos of magic seals he dons are supposed to have some supernatural ritual power. The film, based on a comic book didn’t do very well, and got mixed reviews. Keanu also had a big fake Jesus on his chest in the film The Private Lives of Pippa Lee. That film, a dark comedy/drama, did so so. Believe it or not Reeves is 47 so don’t look for him to appear with any fresh real tattoos although he might appear with some in this or that film.