You think Abraham Lincoln’s son had his own vaudeville act? Probably not, because back in the day you had to do something to be famous. However, Rob Kardashian is proof that these days, all you need is a famous family. So as much as it pains me, people know his name and he’s got tattoos; so he falls under my scope. The star of Keeping Up With The Kardashianshas a significant amount of tattoos, but the ones that seem to get the coverage are those on his left forearm, and the one on the left side of his ribcage. In my opinion, one if awesome, and that other one is a terrible idea; I’ll let you guess which is which. First up is his forearm, which features praying hands and a really nicely done portrait of his late father Robert Kardashian Sr. (a man who was actually famous for a reason). Take a second and consider that one folks…got it? Good. We now move on to his ribs where he has…drum roll please (*drum roll starts*)…the full name of his girlfriend Adrienne Bailon. (*drummer has heart attack and drops sticks, crowd begins to shuffle towards exits*) Really man? You’re not even married to her, ugh. I guess you can guess which one I think is awesome…the Bailon one…what? The script letters make me feel fancy.