Stallone’s Colorful Pieces

Before you make any comments (like many have made) about any problems you may have with The Expendables and Bullet To The Head star Sylvester Stallone’s semi-new tattooed look and “unnatural” musculature, let us remind you: He’s 65 years old, in better shape than almost any 20 year old you’ve ever seen, if he’s on ‘roids it doesn’t matter because it’s not like he’s cheating at anything, and he’s Rocky. All that equates to one thing: shut up…unless you want to make fun of his Ed Hardy shirts, because those things are ridiculous. Whew, now that that’s off our chests, let’s discuss the fact that Stallone is covered in ink! On his right shoulder; he has a perfectly done portrait of his wife Jennifer Flavin, surrounded by three roses that represent their three daughters (they all have the middle name ‘Rose’); he has a tiger on his right pec; a thorough, but unknown design on his left arm/chest; and his back is covered by a design that includes a woman covered in a sash and a dagger running down his spine. All the ink is very colorful, but seeing as how he’s already pretty old, we doubt it’s going to have time to fade that much before he gets old enough that it doesn’t matter.