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Chicago Bears Fan Tattoos Himself To Show Love

Let’s be honest folks, there’s nothing that’s not creepy about this guy. Everyone say “Hi!” to diehard Chicago Bears fan Glenn Timmerman, the man who has way too many tattoos of his favorite team. Amongst Glenn’s Bear-loving ink is the logo on the back of his head, the giant grizzly bear on his shoulder, a Super Bowl Twenty logo on his neck, another grizzly on his opposite shoulder, various art-pieces of Soldier Field, various player-picture pieces and a bunch of player autographs. By our current definition, “a bunch” stands for 126 different autographs that began with Otis Wilson and hopefully  end someday with Jim McMahon, Gale Sayers, and Jay Cutler. Mind you, he doesn’t just go find the autograph at a convention, or buy it online; he goes and has the player sign his body and then he goes directly to the tattoo shop and has it made permanent. Wow, that’s dedication…weird dedication that would make us concerned for him if we knew him, but dedication either way.

Kelsey Grammer Gets His First Tattoo

Don’t adjust your computer screens and smart phones folks, that is in fact 57 year old star of stage an screen Kelsey Grammar in the photo above. Yup, at almost 60 the Fraser, Cheers, and, Boss star jumped into the tattoo chair for the first time to ink the name of his new wife Kayte (there is no way that’s how it was meant to be spelled, unless her birth certificate says” Kaytherine”; in which case her parents should be slapped) on his hip. Look, we respect the hell out of Kelsey Grammar, even despite his drunk driving and infidelities, but we’ve got some issues with this ink. First off, she’s his fourth wife, so clearly marriage isn’t always a permanent idea to him, so maybe a tattoo isn’t the best thing to show his love. Secondly, what grown man gets a single tattoo that low on his waste line? He’s an award winning actor, not an 18 year old girl on spring break. Well either way, we’re sure he can afford the removal fees if this turns out to be a bad idea.

Emma Watson’s Fake Tattoo

Looks like Hermomo (is that her name? We don’t read Harry Potter) is all grown up…or at least she’s playing roles that require her to look all grown up. Recently seen on the set of her new movie Bling Ring ( it chronicles the idiotic misadventures of the group that ran around Hollywood robbing the homes of tabloid fodder/stars like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton), Watson’s got some new fake ink on her lower back. Her faux tramp stamp is some kind of feminine tribal with a Japanese symbol in the middle, it’s the kind of tattoo that a moron that would rob other morons would get, so we’re glad that it fake. We imagine that if she was to actually go out and get a tattoo, it wouldn’t be Harry Potter related, as the young star has tried to distance herself from that franchise recently. So Emma Watson’s bad ink is fake, but if she makes the mistake of getting something bad in the future, we’ll be here to tell you all about it.

Jennifer Aniston’s First Tattoo

Man, when Wanderlust’s Jennifer Aniston jumps into a relationship, she jumps into it with both feet, not life jacket, no snorkel, and not even a pair of those little arm floaties. Shorty after she began dating heavily tattooed actor/writer/director Justin Theroux, she went out and got some ink of her own; not much of it, but some ink non-the-less. Now don’t freak out folks, she didn’t get Theroux’s name, or some weird Brad Pitt symbol, or a zombie Angelina Jolie; she instead got “Norman”, the name of her dog, tattooed on the side of her foot. Norman’s still alive to appreciate the gesture, which we’re really hoping was done out of straight-up love for her dog, and not some “he’s the only man who will never leave me” sentiment. We can’t see Aniston getting much more ink in the future, but we would like to see her someday date a sword swallower and see how commited she is then.

Channing Tatum And Jenna Dewan’s Matching Tattoos

We try really hard around here to not like The Vow‘s Channing Tatum; he’s just too pretty of aguy for us to root for, but between his charity work in Africa and the story of his and his wife’s matching tattoos, we’re starting to change out minds. As some of you may know, the Magic Mike, 21 Jump Street, and G.I. Joe: Retaliation star is married to Step Up co-star Jenna Dewan, and the two have the best meaning behind their ink that we’ve heard in a while. While in Bali on their honeymoon in 2009, they were both stricken with rough bouts of food poisoning and ended up stuck on the toilet for days. When they finally recovered, they went and got “Side by side” in Balinese inked on his ribs and her foot in honor of their time spend side by side on the toilet. A couple getting tattoos in honor of the time they had to poop together? Yup, that’s about our speed right there.


Jenna's Ink

An Update On Leann Rimes Tattoos

Okay, we made a mistake, let’s get that part out of the way. We recently reported in an earlier article that Leann Rimes has a tribal tattoo on her calf/ankle; we were wrong, sorry about that folks. We’re going to make it up to you though, because we have some new news about Leann Rimes ink. It looks like we missed the “love” tattoo on her tailbone, and since that last article “went to press” she’s had more work done. Her new tattoo is in honor of her husband Eddie Cibrian, and it says “The Only One The Matters”; it’s on her foot and we assume that it’s in place of the vows she was going to get on her ribcage. It’s a nice piece of ink, but nothing special or different; just like the rest of her tattoos and her image and career as a whole, nice but underwhelming (zing!).


Miley Cyrus’ New Biceps Tattoo

It’s hard not to find Miley Cyrus entertaining at this point. She says dumb things in public, dresses somewhat inappropriately in public, does lewd things because she thinks they’re funny, and gets tattoos that look a bit prison-y; yet she seems like a really nice kid, so it’s like watching your well intentioned hillbilly cousin win the lotto and act-a-fool. Her newest move was getting a sweet inner-biceps tattoo at Studio City Tattoo over the weekend. With her crew in tow and clad in her finest Van Halen t-shirt, Miley rolled up her sleeve and got “Love Never Dies” inked on her left arm. We don’t know the exact meaning of the new body-art; it could be a tribute to a fallen family/friend, or it could be a message about romance, but we can’t help but think it would be way more entertaining if it said “NASCAR never dies” with a little “#3” next to it.

Megan Fox’s Tattoos…Won’t Be There Much Longer

There’s a picture of Megan Fox (The Dictator; Transformers) with her husband Brian Austin Green (Beverly Hills 90210; the unemployment line); they both look pretty inked up, but that’s about to change. Megan has a sun on her ankle, Brian’s name on her hip, the Japanese Kanji for ‘strength’ on her neck, some kind of infinity snake-thing on her wrist, “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies” on her left shoulder blade, “There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her HEART” running down her ribs, and a portrait of Marilyn Monroe on her right forearm. Brian has…no one cares what Brian has; other than sleeping with really gorgeous women over the years, the guy hasn’t been relevant since Zubaz Pants were cool (the first time). Anyhow, citing that she didn’t like the turmoil and darkness involved in Marilyn’s life, Megan will soon be getting the portrait removed from her forearm. Brian will also be getting some tattoos removed…again, no one will care.





Nikki Sixx: His Body is a Canvas of Tattoos


He’s known best as a rock star, playing bass in Motley Crue and Sixx A.M., a radio host with his own show Sixx Sense, a photographer and a best selling author. But rock legend Nikki Sixx is also known for something else.. Being covered in tattoos. He quickly got hooked to tattoos in his early Hollywood days when he was a struggling musician. Back then it was rare to have a tattoo. They were mostly seen on bikers and convicts. Not too many rockers had them. Nikki started with a stand alone tattoo on his right upper arm, a bleeding rose with a spiderweb, He then got an evening moon with a small flying bat. Later he added the name of the band Mötley Crüe to it. In just a short while he had tattoos on both arms and his forearm. In the begging he favored the Japanese style tattoos and even got a couple in Japan using the traditional method of a human powered stick and needle over an electric machine. Ouch! Over the years has slowly turned his body into a human canvas with a mix and match of Japanese,  old school and realistic styles. He was once asked by Howard Stern if he regretted having so many tattoos, Nikki laughed and said “never”.


Nikki Sixx Fast Facts

Nikki’s real name is Frank Carlton Serafino Feranna, Jr.

He was born on December 11, 1958 in San Jose, California.

He has 4 children. A daughter and two sons with his 1st wife, Playboy Playmate Brandi Brandt, and a daughter with his 2nd wife, Bay Watch star Donna D’Errico.

He dated tattoo artist Kat Von D for a couple of years. She re-colored and re-styled many of his old faded tattoos making them look brand new again.

Nikki recently got married for a 3rd time to model Courtney Bingham.

Mötley Crüe announced that 2015 will be their final tour. The last show is set for New Years eve 2015.

There are rumors floting on the web that Nikki wears a full wig. What do you think? (Click Here for Nikki Sixx Bald Article)

Nikki Sixx’s Extensive Tattoos







Nikki’s tribute to band mate Mick Marks. Tattoo by Kat Von D